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oh god i'm so unhealthy
Apr. 25th, 2011 11:20 pmI just had an awful, brilliant, stupid idea.
Make some meringue. Dollop it out onto a baking sheet in little circles or ovals. Lightly toast, especially along the edges. Press a circle into the middle. Place a dollop of lemon custard in the middle.
FUCKING LEMON MERINGUE DESSERT EGGS.
I so do not have the time or the equipment to make this right now, but holy fuck, I am finding a way to make this when I go home for the summer.
Make some meringue. Dollop it out onto a baking sheet in little circles or ovals. Lightly toast, especially along the edges. Press a circle into the middle. Place a dollop of lemon custard in the middle.
FUCKING LEMON MERINGUE DESSERT EGGS.
I so do not have the time or the equipment to make this right now, but holy fuck, I am finding a way to make this when I go home for the summer.
SO MUCH FUN
Mar. 31st, 2011 09:52 pmSTAR WARS NERDS ARE THE BEST. EVEN IF THEY DO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU WITH LIGHTSABRES WHEN YOU HANG OUT.
Just finished reading Aeschylus's The Eumenides for my world lit class and... hooboy. It has lines like this:
(Clytemnestra's ghost, to the Furies) "Storm at him/ With hot blood-reeking blasts blown from your vaporous wombs
Okay, yes, periods are icky. But really? Really.
And then there's this:
(Apollo) "The mother is not the true parent of the child/ Which is called hers. She is a nurse who tends the growth/ Of young seed planted by its true parent, the male.
Not only are women just incubators, they don't even have a true connection with the kid!
What the fuck, Ancient Greece?
(Clytemnestra's ghost, to the Furies) "Storm at him/ With hot blood-reeking blasts blown from your vaporous wombs
Okay, yes, periods are icky. But really? Really.
And then there's this:
(Apollo) "The mother is not the true parent of the child/ Which is called hers. She is a nurse who tends the growth/ Of young seed planted by its true parent, the male.
Not only are women just incubators, they don't even have a true connection with the kid!
What the fuck, Ancient Greece?
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Sep. 25th, 2010 10:16 pmI want to write a comic about a dog that lives on a balcony and a cat that lives on a window sill and how they fight crime.
Sometimes I really worry about what's going to happen to me once I have to go and be an adult in the real world.
Sometimes I really worry about what's going to happen to me once I have to go and be an adult in the real world.
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May. 5th, 2010 05:46 pmOkay, Glee? You know I love you, despite your many, many flaws.
But Ice Ice Baby will never be a good song. No matter what you do, it sucks.
Thanks for making me choke on my water with laughter.
But Ice Ice Baby will never be a good song. No matter what you do, it sucks.
Thanks for making me choke on my water with laughter.
truly the greatest of heroes
Mar. 26th, 2010 04:46 pm
This is BALCONY DOG, the GREATEST SUPERHERO!
Basically, my friends X, Penguin, and myself where walking around downtown Denver on St. Patrick's day, and I spotted a dog on a balcony of a tall building. So I made up a story in which he is Balcony Dog, a superhero! And then X crushed my dreams by telling me Balcony Dog couldn't fly. :< X can be kind of a jerk.
That's X (on the left) and me (right) in that last panel - probably the worst drawing of us ever. I forgot to put Penguin in there, oops.
what is this i don't even
Feb. 23rd, 2010 05:39 pm
I am the worst.
This was pretty much directly inspired by a rather... well, crackily-awesome typo in my monster tag over at T9, where I mistakenly wrote "radioactive ham" when I meant to write "radioactive man." So... yeah. Terry fighting a giant radioactive ham. I just couldn't resist.
seems i have a deep love for 90s europop
Dec. 16th, 2009 10:22 pm
I'm a terrible person, but I want this to happen so insanely badly over at T9.
Also, this is pretty much going to be my only art post this month - I haven't had time to draw with finals, and I'm not taking my scanner home over the holidays, since it'd be a pain to take home.
brb, laughing my ass off
Dec. 8th, 2009 07:41 amAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
CLASSES WERE CANCELLED UNTIL 11AM.
BECAUSE OF SNOW.
TWO INCHES.
OF SNOW.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS STATE IS CRAZY
CLASSES WERE CANCELLED UNTIL 11AM.
BECAUSE OF SNOW.
TWO INCHES.
OF SNOW.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS STATE IS CRAZY
Maybe I should update my internets. Mines still says Al Gore is president.
At least it's not Ronald Reagan?
Ronald W. Reagan II. Future dark overlord of the United States of Eurasia.
Does he have a Death Star, or a vampire moon base?
It started as one but when the renovations were done, it ended up as the other.
Either way, Doc Brown, Dr. McNinja, and The Doctor will blow it up with a tricycle and a boomerang. This is getting heavy!
Great Scott!
Mudkip is the hard boiled P.I. that finds out how they did it for a fee of 2 dozen cookies plus milk expenses.
This is getting expensive.
"I knew the dame was trouble as soon as she walked in. Torchics usually are."
"The name's Phillip R. Mudkip. She wanted me to track down the rare maltese pidgeot. I told her I'd do it for 12 dozen cookies, no less."
And now to go to lit class.
At least it's not Ronald Reagan?
Ronald W. Reagan II. Future dark overlord of the United States of Eurasia.
Does he have a Death Star, or a vampire moon base?
It started as one but when the renovations were done, it ended up as the other.
Either way, Doc Brown, Dr. McNinja, and The Doctor will blow it up with a tricycle and a boomerang. This is getting heavy!
Great Scott!
Mudkip is the hard boiled P.I. that finds out how they did it for a fee of 2 dozen cookies plus milk expenses.
This is getting expensive.
"I knew the dame was trouble as soon as she walked in. Torchics usually are."
"The name's Phillip R. Mudkip. She wanted me to track down the rare maltese pidgeot. I told her I'd do it for 12 dozen cookies, no less."
And now to go to lit class.
after all, hare did have a spare pair
Jul. 17th, 2009 01:19 pmSo evidently, my eyes are crooked. No, seriously. I've been wearing glasses since 3rd grade, and every time I get a new pair, the right side always feels lower then the left. As, I don't see any part of the frame in my left eye, but I can see the top of the frame in my right eye. So I always have to adjust my glasses so that while they look crooked on my face, I can see through them without being bother by anything.
Today I was getting my glasses adjusted, and I kept telling the eye tech to raise the right side. When she pointed out that the glasses were straight on my face to begin with, she sort of sat back and looked at my face. And it turns out that my right eye is ever so slightly higher then my left eye. Which is kind of weird.
What's also weird, but less so? My left ear is smaller and higher then my right ear. :O Crazy, man.
Today I was getting my glasses adjusted, and I kept telling the eye tech to raise the right side. When she pointed out that the glasses were straight on my face to begin with, she sort of sat back and looked at my face. And it turns out that my right eye is ever so slightly higher then my left eye. Which is kind of weird.
What's also weird, but less so? My left ear is smaller and higher then my right ear. :O Crazy, man.
tornado tim is coming!
Mar. 18th, 2009 06:05 amAll this week, it has been 50 degres F by 5:30 am.
Did I just sleep through March and April? When did it become May?
Did I just sleep through March and April? When did it become May?
dear internet: i wish i was jackie chan
Oct. 28th, 2008 11:15 pmSo, I was poking around Youtube today, looking for the songs from Disney's Mulan (shut up, it's my favorite movie. I can recite about 80% of it from memory), and I realized something. Y'know how celebrities inspire some people to be skinnier? Well, Jackie Chan inspires me to be the best martial artist I can be.
Seriously. The dude's awesome. He had his own cartoon, for cryin' out loud.
Seriously. The dude's awesome. He had his own cartoon, for cryin' out loud.
pajama monkies ridin' into the sunset
Oct. 2nd, 2008 08:35 pm
This came up in an MSN chat with X. It went a bit like this;
Me: i've taken my time getting the yellow belt, but i WILL pass the test tomorrow
X: You'll have pikachu belt in no time!
Me: XD
X: You should put a pikachu face button on it.
Me: d'awwwww
Me: i'd so get my ass kicked for that XD
X: :C Piiiii...
Me: ....now i wanna make a little kung fu uniform for my pikachu
X: ^___^
Me: we'd travel the old west in white uniforms and black cowboy hats, foiling bank robberies and riding donkies!
Me: and they'd call us Big Thunder and Li'l Lightning!
X: ...No. They'd call you Pajama Monkies. :C
Me: :'c
