dear internet: i wish i was jackie chan

[amredthelector]

So, I was poking around Youtube today, looking for the songs from Disney's Mulan (shut up, it's my favorite movie. I can recite about 80% of it from memory), and I realized something. Y'know how celebrities inspire some people to be skinnier? Well, Jackie Chan inspires me to be the best martial artist I can be.

Seriously. The dude's awesome. He had his own cartoon, for cryin' out loud.