amredthelector | it's a fine line, really (Reply)

To prove that there is a difference between 'intelligence' and 'common sense', this is basically the conversation I had with my dad when I showed him the cut on my thumb today:

Dad: Jesus Christ. How did you even do that?
Me:.......my thumb was in the bagel hole....?
Dad: ................You are such an idiot.
Me: ............yeeeah...
Dad: *inspecting cut* Holy shit. You should have gotten stitches for this!
Me: I've had worse.
Dad: ........ and why didn't you get stitches for those?
Me: Because.... I'm an idiot?
Dad: No question there.

>.> Yeah.

The cut is doing pretty good, though. It's started to heal up at the edges, and I don't think it's as deep any more. I put super glue on it, and it's doing okay. I don't think it needed stitches. (Then again, I've always let bad cuts heal without stitches, and have broken ribs, a finger, fractured a arm, and fractured a leg without getting any medical treatment. Either I'm pretty damn tough, or really THAT stupid.)

Also, I discovered Patty Melts today. Oh man. OM NOM NOM