after all, hare did have a spare pair

So evidently, my eyes are crooked. No, seriously. I've been wearing glasses since 3rd grade, and every time I get a new pair, the right side always feels lower then the left. As, I don't see any part of the frame in my left eye, but I can see the top of the frame in my right eye. So I always have to adjust my glasses so that while they look crooked on my face, I can see through them without being bother by anything.

Today I was getting my glasses adjusted, and I kept telling the eye tech to raise the right side. When she pointed out that the glasses were straight on my face to begin with, she sort of sat back and looked at my face. And it turns out that my right eye is ever so slightly higher then my left eye. Which is kind of weird.

What's also weird, but less so? My left ear is smaller and higher then my right ear. :O Crazy, man.